my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
MISS.
FOR A DOLLAR.
NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.
this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck










