apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

oomshi:

my 7th birthday party invite only

sugar-babyy:

1017andpregnant:

peep-toe-shoes:

The most intense movie scene ever.

iconic

omfg 

i’m gonna cry 

starllex:

when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care

the last paragraph though

sorryforpartybarackin:

vriska-serkitty:

sorryforpartybarackin:

shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself

did u just censor e in the word heck

You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

foxxxxygrandpa:

MISS.

FOR A DOLLAR.

NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter