December 2010
46 posts
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Well that was a nice twist on things. Goodnight (:
Secret of the Day:
I’ve seen Hairspray (the movie) 13 times. Give me about 117 minutes, and we’ll make it a solid 14.
Undiscovered by James Morrison
I look at you, you bite your tongue You don’t know why or where I’m coming from But in my head I’m close to you We’re in the rain still searching for the sun You think that I want to run and hide That I keep it all locked up inside but I just want you to find me I’m not lost; not lost, just undiscovered And when we’re alone we are all the same as each other You...
It's all good, yo. Allll good.
And if not, it will be.
P.S. I’ve noticed I try to add levity to situations by tacking “yo” on to the end of phrases.
My brother, ladies and gents:
“Crap I hate that shit! What if she’s like crying!? Like I know I don’t have to deal with it but what if she like…looks at me? We make eye contact, mascara streaming down her face, what do I do, huh? Throw a deuce? You can’t throw deuces at a crying 50 year old!!!”
Ha, I-Search.
Diaz: How's it goin'?
Me: "Jerry Diaz is an eighth grade Language Arts teacher at Springton Lake Middle School. He's painfully sarcastic and enjoys making fun of people. He has been known to throw things at me when I'm not paying attention..." Just kidding; I'll lie.
Diaz: Nah, go with the truth. It's funnier that way.
On a different note:
Stop that. Leave me alone. Like this is me, saying no. Right now. No.
My decision-making skills are totally shot when...
The little “Jacquie, you have a fever…don’t go to work,” and “Jacquie, you can barely walk, why would you go to school today?” are non-existant. All I get is a little something afterwards that goes, “Jacquie, you’re dumb. Joke’s on you though, because now you’re in pain.”
So on that note, Jacquie, stop trying to beat the system....
BRB
Thinking of something profound to say.
ashjayne asked: this isn't a question lol, but im about to talk to mike and move in with you. everything going on here is so ridiculous !
Is it Christmas? →
Woah, wait...
what if my head actually did explode? My thought-power better make fireworks and shit, or I’d be pissed.
I want colors too. And confetti. Dynamite by Taio Cruz in the background…appropriately ironic’s what I’m goin’ for.
“A New York friendship is a friendship with a person you have met at least once....”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via brilliantlytwisted)
“One thing about trains: it doesn’t matter where they’re going; what...”
– The Polar Express
I don't care if we've never spoken one word to...
If it’s snowing, (and you for some strange reason have my number given the above^^), you are to text me. Chances are, I’m already aware and staring out the window…but just in case. <3
Alright, Michael Buble and Harry Connick Jr.,
It’s go time.
Thankyouthankyouthankyou,
Mr. Stango. (:
J'ai voulu faire une poste en français. C'est tous...
Tu vois, avant, je n’étais pas du tout fatiguée. Mais maintenant, je veux mourir. J’ai toujour mal a la tete récemment; je pense qu’il devient plus mauvais. Je ne l’aime pas. /:
Elle est si terrible que je vais mourirrrrrrrrr.
Nice, lady. Hahaha
Breanna: Something about the concept of "twins" always confuses people. Like, yeah, they have the same birthday...they're twins; and if you say that two people are fraternal, they still feel the need to ask you if they look alike.
Client: Honey, people are stupid. They don't know what stuff means.
loveorliveinfear asked: tumblr4men is the BEST thing ever <33 I plan on spreading it to the world!
The Skype start-up and shut-down sounds catch me off guard every time. I feel like they should tell you to buckle up first and prepare for take-off.
