December 2011
83 posts
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
mystinkybutt:
Me: Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
My brother: NaBro.
what do you call two polymers having dinner...
throwmeinasubmarine:
carbon dating
“A Sodium ion walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I lost an electron!”...”
– (via anarchy-butfirstsomecake)
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a...
“…I got incredibly heavy boots about how relatively insignificant life is,...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
“I feel too much. That’s what’s going on.’ ‘Do you think one can feel too much?...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)
“There’s nothing wrong with not understanding yourself.”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (via this-is-notforyou)
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astupidpoem:
I’m so afraid of losing something I love, that I refuse to love anything.
theweaponwehaveislove asked: i hate everything about you for reblogging that picture.
HAAAAAAAAAAAACKED!!! :O
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Joe thinks I look Jewish.
“i forgot to tell you, happy third day of chaukah”
“your stupid phone prevented you from spelling that correctly so naturally, i blame your stupid personality. i’m not jewish. you’re barely funny.”
4 days until Christmas.
10 years ago, I’d be like:
5 years ago:
Now:
Wasn’t it just November last week?
I mean like ….I will never stop being Jonah Hill around Christmas time…
Tempertempertempertemper.
shark-atttack:
why arent gay people allowed to get married
but nickelback is allowed to keep making albums
if you were a girl, everyone's lives would be...
theweaponwehaveislove:
you being a whiny bitch might also be more acceptable.